Here’s just a sample of some of the topics explored in this book:
- Phallic Gravestones
- Bidets
- Everyone Curses These Days
- Texting with Emojis
- Online Reviews
- Cooking and Other Food Related Shows
- Dental Hygienists Like to Talk to You While Cleaning Your Teeth
- Wearing Sweatpants
- Getting Older
- Keys to a Happy Marriage
- Keys to Happy Parenting
- Kids Make Messes
- Kids Like to Eat Snacks
- Kids Like to Watch Shows
- Kids Like to Play Video Games
- Kids Have Meltdowns
- Guinea pigs did not actually form in the natural world, but rather are a manufactured product by pet supply companies to be as cute as possible so as to make kids beg their parents buy them, and then be forced to buy their food and supplies for roughly their life span of 4-6 years or until that hypothetical Guinea Pig’s mysterious yet accidental passing,
- And much, much, MUCH more
